*Life must go on*: November 2011

November 17, 2011

Cat Translations!
Cat Phrase	Meaning
miaowbu	Feed me.
meeow	Pet me.
mrooww	I love you.
Miioo-oo-oo	I am in love and must meet mybetrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up.
mrow	I feel like making noise.
rrrow-mawww	Please, the time is come to tidy the cat box.
rrrow-miawww	I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was practical.
miaowmiaow	Play with me.
Miaowmioaw	Have you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in this room?
mioawmioaw	Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture.
raowwwww	I think I shall now spend time licking the most private parts of my anatomy.
mrowwwww	I am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet.
Roww-maww-roww	I am so glad to see that you have returned home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.
gakk-ak-ak	My digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball. Wherever could this have come from? I shall leave it here upon the carpeting.