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Cat Translations! |
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| Cat Phrase | Meaning |
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| miaowbu | Feed me. |
| meeow | Pet me. |
| mrooww | I love you. |
| Miioo-oo-oo | I am in love and must meet mybetrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up. |
| mrow | I feel like making noise. |
| rrrow-mawww | Please, the time is come to tidy the cat box. |
| rrrow-miawww | I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was practical. |
| miaowmiaow | Play with me. |
| Miaowmioaw | Have you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in this room? |
| mioawmioaw | Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture. |
| raowwwww | I think I shall now spend time licking the most private parts of my anatomy. |
| mrowwwww | I am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet. |
| Roww-maww-roww | I am so glad to see that you have returned home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen. |
| gakk-ak-ak | My digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball. Wherever could this have come from? I shall leave it here upon the carpeting. |
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